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Good Morning Badass

Get the F*ck up you Sleeping Legend!

£4.99 £3.49 Save 30%

THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANDMA'S WAKE-UP CALL! INTRODUCING "GET THE F*CK UP, YOU SLEEPING LEGEND" – THE ULTIMATE ALARM TO SUPERCHARGE YOUR MORNINGS WITH UNBRIDLED ENERGY AND A DASH OF REBELLION! DITCH THE MELODIOUS BIRDSONGS AND THOSE DREADED BEEP-BEEPS FOR SOMETHING THAT REALLY KICKS YOU OUT OF BED AND INTO THE ARENA OF THE DAY, READY TO SLAY!

HERE'S WHAT YOU GET IN YOUR LEGENDARY WAKE-UP KIT:

  • EPIC MP3 ALARM SOUND: BLASTING CLEAR AND MIGHTY, GUARANTEED TO RESURRECT YOU FROM YOUR SLUMBER – BECAUSE SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK.
  • iPhone Warriors Tutorial: A NO-FUSS, EASY-PEASY GUIDE TO MAKE "GET THE F*CK UP" YOUR NEW RALLY CRY ON iOS.
  • Android Champions Tutorial: STRAIGHTFORWARD, NO-BULLSHIT INSTRUCTIONS TO ARM YOUR ANDROID DEVICE WITH THIS MORNING ANTHEM.
  • Seamless Compatibility: FLAWLESSLY INTEGRATES WITH BOTH iOS AND ANDROID, BECAUSE TECH HASSLES ARE A F*CKING DRAG.

PREPARE TO LAUNCH OUT OF BED WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND COFFEES COURSING THROUGH YOUR VEINS. BID FAREWELL TO SNOOZE-INDUCED REGRETS AND GREET EACH DAY WITH "GET THE F*CK UP, YOU SLEEPING LEGEND" – YOUR NEW SECRET WEAPON IN CONQUERING THE DAY AHEAD! 🌄🔥📢💪


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WHAT CUSTOMERS LIKE YOU ARE SAYING

It Works!

Jake T. from Austin, TX: "Ever since I downloaded the 'Rise the F*ck Up' alarm, my mornings have been unstoppable. I used to hit snooze at least three times, but now? I'm up and at 'em from the first blast. It's like a shot of adrenaline straight to my system. This alarm doesn't just wake me up; it fires me up for the whole day!"

Best Alarm Sounds!

Derek S. from Philadelphia, PA: "The variety in the 'Wake Up Warrior' collection is fantastic. Each alarm has its own personality and I love switching them up depending on my mood. They're all super effective at getting me out of bed and ready to tackle the day."

my new favorite

Kyle R. from Chicago, IL:"These alarms are a lifesaver for heavy sleepers like me. The 'Rise the F*ck Up' alarm has been a game changer. It's impossible to oversleep with this thing. Plus, it's a fun way to wake up - gets me laughing every morning."

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Yes, we include a Step-by-Step Guide for Setting Up the Alarm on iPhone

Yes, We Include Easy Instructions for Alarm Setup on Android Devices

As this is a digital download, you will receive it straight on your email!

We accept PayPal, Visa, MasterCard, Discover, and American Express but feel free to contact us for other payment options.

Sure, you can order it as a gift! Just forward the email to your friend.

What's Included in Your Purchase:

  • Superior Quality MP3 Alarm Sound
  • Step-by-Step Guide for Setting Up the Alarm on iPhone
  • Easy Instructions for Alarm Setup on Android Devices

Compatibility: Works with both iOS & Android.

For physical products, shipping ranges between 3 and 15 business days.

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